david-tennant-is-very-sexy: chairsexual: chairsexual: chairsexual: chairsexual: chairsexual: if the weeping angels started a band it would be don’t blink 182 silence will fall out boy cobra tardis my chemical roman boys like gallifreyans The Who
welcome-to-the-initiative: greeneyedlioness: SO I JUST WENT OUTSIDE AND SCREAMED “OBAMA!!!!!” BECAUSE I’M OVERWHELMED WITH FEELS AND IN THE DISTANCE, ALL I HEAR IS A GUY SHOUT BACK “MICHELLE?” Is this my potential soul mate? Or a creeper in the night? It’s so easy to get those two things muddled sometimes.
meulinkurloz: meulinkurloz: my mom told my dad “stop youre spilling pringle crumbs on the floor” and my dad looked her dead in the eye and emptied the can of pringles on the floor and i think my dads becoming a rebellious teenager
regina-millls: it’s so funny to me how everyone on tumblr accepts each other’s sexual preferences, race, gender etc, but the second someone is like “i don’t really like that character” all hell breaks loose and you are fucking done
can we just
look at how fucked up and perfect drake and josh was no but really
When I say, “the other day” it can mean any time from yesterday to 364 days ago.
Grades are getting low, the teens are getting...
blushmydarling: perffume: graceful-perfection: This needs to get 1 million notes seriously more. seriously
people walking behind me: giggles at what their friend said
me: are they laughing at me is there something on the back of my pants is there a bug on me do i really look that bad today is my underwear showing why did i leave the house this morning please stop looking at me
raisinawareness: wallflowersperk: penchant-for-raising-cain: “You fight like a girl.” I’m sorry I didn’t realise that was a bad thing Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.
kawaii-santa-chan: kawaii-santa-chan: kawaii-santa-chan: there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a...
So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me. Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and I had to emergency brake. Before I knew it my hand was across my friend to stop her from flying forwards She looked at me and told me she couldn’t believe that my first thought would be to save her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that, as a pizza delivery driver, I...
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bitched: its actually against the law for betty white to die
Britain: what's that
Britain: is that a....snoWFLAKE????!!?!?!
Britain: HOLY FUCKING FUCK A SNOWFLAKE
Britain: CLOSE THE SCHOOLS
Britain: SUSPEND ALL FLIGHTS
Britain: SHUT THE ROADS
Britain: STOP THE TRAINS
Britain: HOARD FOOD ITS A MOTHERFUCKING SNOWFLAKE
Britain: thE APOCALYPSE IS HERE
Britain: HOW WILL WE SURVIVE THIS TIME
Britain: HOW DO WE DEFY THE SNOWFLAKE
galacticdad: growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
suddenly-sara: askinnyblackman: it’s weird how i’ll marathon an entire series without stopping but if someone tries to make me watch a youtube video that lasts longer than 30 seconds all i can think is “i don’t have time for this” Me, completely.
nepetaquest: this class requires group work
somethinghorrible: the king of sweden is honestly the best king ever